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By Olorin - 07/11/2011 20:49 - Germany

Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML

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txgirl09 5

Monday 7 November 2011 23:36

OP must have been exceptionally tired to not wake up from having water spill all over him. Poor guy. :/

cj7geojeep 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:43

You must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up after getting drenched in boiling hot water, OP :P

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falloutboylove7 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:46

better then peeing in your bed

TessyToes 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:50

I have done that before. It totally sucks. I'm sorry.

la13_fml 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:53

At least it wasnt pee

pleasebitch_fml 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:02

Ive done that multiple times...(:

UrCapsLockOn 12

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:25

been there ..

ShyAnn29 14

Tuesday 8 November 2011 8:58

..done that

Sweetcupcakes123 6

Tuesday 8 November 2011 2:41

Omg I did this last night!

emobitch16 4

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:15

That has happened to me before .

Lizabeth20 5

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:24

that sucks..

key03x18 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:27

Fail!

trinitygrace2013 1

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:30

I've done the same thing!!

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