Animals: Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, I woke up early to take my dog for a walk. I wore spandex shorts. I stopped to talk to several people I know and passed a group of hot construction workers who checked me out. I just got home and realized I have the biggest cameltoe I've ever seen in my life. FML

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raged_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:31

CAMELTOWNED!

genius_man16 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:28

That's pretty nasty. Wear less tight shorts next time.

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strat_fml 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:47

haha thats is AWESOME! love it. (as long as your not fat, if your fat then its pretty mingen)

EXc0municated 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:47

Spandex is a privilege not a right. Always has been. always will be. keep that in mind. cheers

mattiscool 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:47

lol gratz to #1 getting the time to copy and past that off the internet and still making it for first

cmillertime7 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:48

#15 don't be absurd. YDI though because how could you wear spandex and not expect that.

kitcat490 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:50

Get your ****** removed.

IndigoFuckYou 9

Thursday 17 March 2011 6:05

This is an excellent solution. Sir or Madam, I applaud you for your brilliance.

livvyylou 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:50

nastyy. how did you not feel that?! lol #24 agreed, if your fat then that makes it a million times worse

cough 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:51

pics?

Ilovelife07 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:52

hot

funnyyy 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:53

why did you wear spandex just to walk your dog..

kitcat490 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 23:54

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