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By a-scared - 06/08/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, I went to the Grand Canyon with my family. Also today, I found out that I have a crippling fear of heights. My family left me on a ledge hyperventilating and having a mental breakdown, while they hiked for another 2 hours. They won't stop telling me how pretty it was and what I missed. FML

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cnmontoya 0

Friday 7 August 2009 1:27

That's just cruel.

BLNovelist 0

Friday 7 August 2009 5:07

Good money or not, one of them should have been a ******* good parent or sibling and stayed with her while the others moved on. Leaving someone hyperventilating is not safe at all.

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Niki1594 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:00

that's pathetic.

The_Hitchhiker 0

Friday 8 July 2011 9:14

As a fellow acrophobe, I can sympathize.

Daralea 21

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:41

what did you expect, OP? that everyone cancel the trip and hold your hand during your way back?

Mental1942 6

Wednesday 25 January 2012 12:01

I also have a horrible fear of heights my dad is in the navy now a master chief petty officer so he gave a tour of the George H.W. Bush (a air craft carrier) and close to the end he starts to take me up the stairs to the captains mast when we are almost there out of nowhere I start to have panic attack with nausea, jello legs, tears and hyperventilating.