Transportation: Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off...

By ChevRooon - 27/01/2012 04:46 - United States

Today, I went to the gas station, paid the clerk, and drove off without pumping any gas. FML

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By casey - 25/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at home when I remembered that I desperately needed gas for my car. On my way there, I prayed that my car would make it the whole way, and was thankful when I pulled up to the pump, because I knew my car wouldn't go any further. Then I realized I left my wallet at my house. FML

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Friday 27 January 2012 8:39

You're stupid

funkyshit 0

Friday 27 January 2012 8:40

pay n run! (ur doin it wrong)

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4x4master 3

Friday 27 January 2012 12:22

At least you didn't pump gas and "forget to pay" as you tell the police

Ergayles 9

Friday 27 January 2012 23:34

How is that possible?

Ergayles 9

Saturday 28 January 2012 9:16

Oh, I guess some gas stations let you pump before paying.

ronski 41

Friday 27 January 2012 12:27

WTF you dumbass

sassypenguinxox 15

Friday 27 January 2012 13:06

I didn't know you could be that absentminded

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 27 January 2012 13:11

How stoned were you?

ashiebabie 0

Friday 27 January 2012 13:22

I've done that. But the lady have me my money back the next day

nickkingcool 0

Friday 27 January 2012 13:50

pay it backwards?

ilove80smetal 8

Friday 27 January 2012 13:50

Pump first, pay later.

saranndipidy 0

Friday 27 January 2012 14:05

I've never done that, but I have left the hose in my tank and drove off lol

ferbreeezy 3

Friday 27 January 2012 14:21

well did you go back?

HolaJessicaHola 0

Friday 27 January 2012 14:24

Forgetfulness is a sucky thing, my friend.

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