Miscellaneous: Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does...

By LetsMakeLove - 10/06/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML

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Thursday 11 June 2009 2:01

it's called learning your limit bud...do you still have a job?

McLaughlane 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 2:04

damn...YDI for not knowing when to stop. Especially around your boss.

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cherro 5

Wednesday 2 July 2014 2:40

Never get drunk with your boss. That has disaster written all over it.

ReyRidley 16

Tuesday 25 April 2017 14:05

Not only is it about learning your limit, but its about not drinking that much (or at all) when your working and your boss is nearby

millsjoshua949 12

Monday 7 September 2020 7:37

Wow. If you get fired it's your own fault. ydi

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