Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds...

By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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TheFlyingMan 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:06

Make the best of any Situation. BAM. You should of had sex then and there.

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:00

From your boyfriends perspective at least this is a win. I mean he hasn't even paid for dinner yet and already you are all wet. ;-)

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ramboman19 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:26

sssssssssssssss..... ahhhhhhhhhh.......sssssssssssss...ahhhhhhh

all4pooh 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:30

family guy?

TheFlyingMan 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:33

Thanks for adding on to the discussion.

nbk1405 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:36

lol... ^win for TheFlyingMan's profile pic!

ramboman19 8

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:18

yeah that, and that's the noise I make when I get spilled on. lol

MissBunny25 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 17:42

hahahahaha I laughed when I read that.

Asoka_fml_fml 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:48

nice your wet

monkeytherat 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:51

Lol you peed.

weepingangel_fml 7

Saturday 12 November 2011 8:01

Excuse me, but are you fingering yourself with a Jesus leotard on? O_O

ismellladygaga 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:55

danngg!,im sorry../: that really sucks.

guy0ne101 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 12:57

cool story sis

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:00

From your boyfriends perspective at least this is a win. I mean he hasn't even paid for dinner yet and already you are all wet. ;-)

gman422011 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 13:59

sounds like u and the waiter should get together...

vclare 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 15:34

and have clumsy babies!

datfatjunkii 1

Wednesday 16 February 2011 14:40

well someone was just wet the whole time ;D wonder what ur boyfriend had in mind lol

bellacullenisme 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 15:09

karmas a bitch eh?

emodude44 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 18:55

I'd still date you.

draycore1 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 3:53

lol me to.

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