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By unknown - 15/06/2011 10:20 - United States

Today, I went to a concert with my boyfriend. I was repeatedly ass-grabbed, grinded on and hit on by guys. My boyfriend's response was, "As long as they continue to bring you free beer, let them get a little feel of what they are paying for." FML

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ica0308 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 15:51

at least they find you attractive. and you get free beer!

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Comments

stoych 19

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:25

perhaps dont wear slutty clothes then next time? there must have been a reason 'all these guys' were hitting on you, im sure its not just because you are conceited? maybe you looked like a hooch mama?