Health: Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 23:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I went through an entire roll of toilet paper in just over an hour. You win this time, questionable pork souvlaki. FML

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By FUCKFACECUNT - 02/08/2015 13:32 - United Arab Emirates - Abu Dhabi

Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML

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By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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Sunday 25 October 2015 19:38

Why eat it in the first place if it was questionable?

Thatissarcastic 17

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:41

Gas station food. Not even once.

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cole66 14

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:41

I guess you're on a roll

Thatissarcastic 17

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:41

Gas station food. Not even once.

nickname_nick 11

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:46

Get your bowels ready for round 2!

bonermonkey 31

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:50

"this time" :') why on earth would you risk another similar episode?

xLeeLee 9

Sunday 25 October 2015 22:58

Shit happens.

Tripartita 44

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:54

True fact: 90% of all questionable pork souvlaki is sold by a subsidiary company of a cooperation that also sells toilet paper.

TheNewGuy03 28

Tuesday 27 October 2015 17:31

Questionable toilet paper, even.

A1NoSauce 17

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:55

Sounds like a shitty situation.

fmlperson8264 16

Sunday 25 October 2015 21:42

Please don't.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Sunday 25 October 2015 21:56

Leave. Right now.

Awesomeironman2 15

Wednesday 23 March 2016 15:45

No, stay in here and make more shitty, questionable puns!

1gullible_bugger 34

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:57

Gross.. Next time avoid the questionable food.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 25 October 2015 19:58

You imply that there will be a next time for questionable food. Hope you've learned by now OP.

EvilLittleMan 23

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:06

Raw Ass Sunday...

hlewrn 15

Sunday 25 October 2015 20:19

Lol that sucks

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