Love, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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DeathShad0 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:03

What an ass thing to do.

SettoFail 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:05

That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.

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JohnLovesFMLs 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:27

what a dick

angrynegro7 16

Sunday 31 January 2010 23:43

Kick your sister and her friend in the pee flaps!

exquisite 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:08

You should have introduced them and get it over with. That's what you get for denying family.

aardvarkish 16

Monday 1 February 2010 0:17

I think your sister's friend did you a favor

Sekococo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:33

@32 talking about sasuke :D

DonkeyDelight 0

Monday 1 February 2010 0:42

This would be an appropriate moment to awn a chainsaw. 

twilighthotty 0

Monday 1 February 2010 1:38

wow ur sis is a bitch

sandman1126 2

Monday 1 February 2010 1:58

thts terrible

turboextreme 0

Monday 1 February 2010 2:21

whattabitch

strawberry6826 0

Monday 1 February 2010 3:52

lmfaooo. i gitta say effed up but hilarious

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