Love: Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam....

By neoteck - 08/01/2009 07:55 - France

Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Monday 9 February 2009 3:37

Oh yeah she definately sounds CHARMING to me!

MinorOED 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 23:58

She doesn't sound so charming to me. Besides, glasses are hot! She's an idiot. :)

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Blestud 10

Saturday 26 July 2014 7:30

Msn... Messenger? People are still using that? Msn died in Portugal in 2011. Now people use skype or facebook chat

PerditaDessa 38

Tuesday 2 September 2014 8:12

This FML is from 2009.

fantasyworld 37

Friday 11 December 2015 17:23

Yeah she's charming.

ScarletSarah 19

Friday 8 January 2016 4:26

That was really mean

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