Miscellaneous: Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering...

By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

Darraghscoot 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:34

hahaha

JGrevious 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:21

true.

FrannyPackIt 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:10

I was literally just about to write one about the same exact thing. at least i know I have an fml buddy:D

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:35

same as #1, yay for bad lives

FML_angela 0

Friday 27 August 2010 8:25

same

rock999 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:14

same

methatguy 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:04

First world problems...

Sansa_fml 38

Monday 4 May 2015 23:57

That's 99% of the fml readers. :)

FuckMattsLife 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 13:15

That's how I found this site in the first place~!

Wi5p 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:08

Ha! I feel the same way. :D

lhoavtee 3

Monday 14 March 2011 2:35

I know how you feel

Big_Pick 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:11

Schadenfreude eh? I'm a fan.

BurnBabyyBurn 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:08

I stayed home from school, read this site all day, and still say FML. hahaha(=

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

greendaygirl999 5

Saturday 17 July 2010 6:31

Exactly haha.

lexxi_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:18

I agree.

Sgt_Pepper 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:02

saaaame here!

knitbitch 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:59

me too.

Switzy_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:19

Schadenfreude: German for happiness at the misfortune of others. Love that word!

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