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By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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Monday 11 July 2011 9:06

Do the truffle shuffle?

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pegasus187 9

Wednesday 13 July 2011 4:48

you should have said it was one of your fat rolls and make him feel like a idiot

lovelinkinpark 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:17

LoL

LilyZombie 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 2:14

"it's an all natural pouch, sir, for carrying cellulite. Want some?"

Wildghost123 13

Monday 24 February 2014 6:20

lose some weight

Chipz_Ahoy 8

Thursday 3 April 2014 15:22

At least you don't have more rolls than a bread truck.

damoonster 11

Saturday 30 July 2016 0:34

you should've just asked him for a scalpel

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