Health: Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors...

By muffintop - 11/07/2011 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was standing at airport security. One of the bag inspectors asked me to remove my travel pouch, pointing to the lump under my shirt. I didn't know how to tell him that it was just one of my fat rolls. FML

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spazmattic 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:06

Do the truffle shuffle?

Jacobt24 19

Monday 11 July 2011 9:09

at least OP isn't like some people and tuck their rolls into their pants with a huge bulge in the crotch area

Comments

HeavyScout 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:25

CUZ NO SIZE FIT ME

foilindo 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:28

not having an ideal body is understandable and being somewhat overweight because of some health issue also is. otherwise you definitely deserved it. :-/

alpaquette91 9

Monday 11 July 2011 9:29

44 ... let's be bffls LOL

CatEyes66 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:55

But, if you're unattractive you have no right to call or make fun of someone else for being unattractive or overweight. Which I think ^46^ is guilty of.

ItWasAllWorthIt 0

Monday 11 July 2011 12:41

But if you're attractive you can say whatever you want about people's attractiveness?

iluvGB 0

Monday 11 July 2011 14:44

word.

CatEyes66 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:40

Telling someone they're "attractive" is a positive comment, makes people feel good. Calling someone "fat or ugly" is a negative comment, makes people feel bad. If your unattractive and you point out someone's unattractiveness it makes you "mean and a hypocrite".

DiscoSlut 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:29

its funny because you're fat :)

linlee 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:35

wow your pretty much a bitch ur name fits u well get off her back damn!

birdfreak 24

Monday 11 July 2011 9:29

that's sucks. gym membership maybe? sorry if this sounds insensitive.

ihateFMLJkxD 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:33

damn xD

igaboo 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:33

Lose weight then? YDI for not weighing less.

OneRepublic10 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:34

that sucks. having to tell someone that was ur fat roll.

luisAngelMarrero 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:35

hahaha...

im_bored_tired 12

Monday 11 July 2011 9:35

fatty!!!! ?

Mysanitywins 10

Monday 11 July 2011 12:09

No way!

iluvGB 0

Monday 11 July 2011 14:45

YOU. ASHOLE.

SuperHappyxDD 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:38

If you love your mom then post this to 20 people.a girl ignored this and her mom died 1 year later sorry I can't ignore this because I love my mom too much