Miscellaneous: Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the...

By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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m0nicam0nster 0

Monday 2 March 2009 18:56

yeah...clearly you WEREN'T hitting the insanely high notes if it sounded like you were screeching in pain.

sexy1 0

Monday 2 March 2009 21:02

are you a dude? that would be great!

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flippinsweet17 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:53

Try Mariah Carey and see what happens.

fdp_fml 2

Friday 19 March 2010 23:15

HAHAHA!!!!

mclulu11 0

Friday 2 July 2010 9:32

haha. OP is a guy!!! giggle!!!

N3v43h 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 1:01

Ha! I never noticed the symbol in the top right indicating sex of op till now. very observant and doubly hilarious!

LadyAshley 0

Monday 26 July 2010 11:29

And your a guy. lmao

littlejew 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:25

you only think u were hitting the high notes

Wynton 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 7:30

atleast he cares about you lol

SuddenStone 1

Sunday 19 December 2010 11:45

LOL.

MrChocolateburri 0

Monday 20 December 2010 4:28

this is hilarious by itself, and even funnier because you're a guy. LMFAO!!

Rainbowjumper0 12

Monday 27 December 2010 17:05

LMAO

cici132 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 15:02

haahahahaha I laugh so. much it hurts

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