Miscellaneous: Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere....

By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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Saturday 9 June 2012 2:32

Is that the new iPurse?

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Saturday 9 June 2012 2:29

Did you get through?

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TheEpicPies 15

Saturday 9 June 2012 19:32

Did it answer.

goddafriend 3

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:09

Who answered?

BigSexy123 11

Sunday 10 June 2012 7:25

"Hello? Yes, this is purse."

taviwuzup 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 14:45

Actually that would work if your phone was in the purse and you were using another phone to phone it

alpacamybooks 11

Thursday 14 June 2012 9:44

I've done stuff like that before, pegasister.

Solano2580 24

Saturday 5 September 2015 2:25

YDI, title pretty much gives my reason and if you bury me in downvotes then fine, but my YDI vote will still be there

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