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At first I was like "kicked the cat? You deserve it" then I was like "oh" haha
What if she doesn't even have a cat? And plus if she would treat a cat that way I doubt she'd have a cat if she hated them so much. I don't see how it's a YDI
You don't go and kick a cat. It shouldn't matter if you like it or not, don't kick a cat.
You deserve to be kicked in the face.
I agree, I think you can't control what happens in dreams but I do hope OP would never kick the cat IRL
50 - sorry i get what your trying to say but its not fair to judge someone based off of what they do in a dream, thats actually stupid. ive done so many random things in dreams i wouldnt actually do in real life...
#50 you're assuming OP drop kicks their cat on a regular basis? seriously? because when my cat doesn't want to listen I give him a light boot to the butt, which can also be classified as kicking my cat..........
Too many negative votes, comment buried
Show the comment...I thought your joke was funny
Welcome to the hate-ridden website that is FML. Seriously, say something in the slightest that anyone decides they don't like (even if it's a funny post that got top comment on a similar FML) and you'll get down-voted into the abyss.
-16 for this comment? do you people have a concussion ?
I've noticed that the puns with the capitalized word that makes the pun a pun, tends to get down voted.
Purrfect comment gets downvoted. Have an upvote.
**** your husbands life. but it isn't really your fault, you were asleep after all! i hope you didn't hit him too hard and that he recoverd fast! :)
Of course it wasn't her fault! It was her husband's fault 100%.
Oh shut up! OP was asleep so it's really not her fault.
This is why I hate fml. #3 gives her honest, reasonable opinion and gets down voted because if a person on this site has a slightly different opinion or misspells a word even, they get down voted by the self-righteous, egotistical, pricks of fml.
Question, not to be rude or anything but, if you hate FML why do you still have it?
F Your husbands life That is definitely not the ideal way to wake up
How damn hard did you kick the cat in the dream?! Did you treat it like a football or something?
They're made of steel then I guess. Cause I've been kicked in the nuts lightly without pain.
You must not be hung like a horse then.
Hung like a half eaten tic-tac?
Actually it's impossible to have balls of steal. Your balls are supported only by a thin layer of skin, so there's no way you could have to steel balls in your scrotom
I replaced them! ... That sounds painful now that I think about it...
If you had balls of steel it'd be pretty hard to sneak around the house *click* *clack* *click* *clack*
If a thin layer of skin was carrying that around it would hurt like hell, don't even tell me I'm wrong
love hurts
What a pussy.
At least a pussy can take a hit
Thanks OP, Mug root beer out the nose hurts.
Oh come on, you should know by now not to drink and FML.
You must be a special kind of stupid
You must have really punted them! You kicked the cat out of the bag, so to speak.
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At first I was like "kicked the cat? You deserve it" then I was like "oh" haha
How damn hard did you kick the cat in the dream?! Did you treat it like a football or something?