Geek: Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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Inoku 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 20:05

Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though. Also, "remote" = "controller."

alexomAnexo 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:30

At least you're good at one of the joysticks XD

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disgruntled_stdt 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:10

Have you, by any chance, ever seen "Left 4 Head"? It seems strangely appropriate.

Kellayy 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:13

I play video games with my boyfriend too :) I'de be so bitter if he preferred me to play video games over done though :/

Travestie616 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:18

#1 and #5, that's exactly what I was thinking when I read it! The FML is that she doesn't understand remote vs. controller. And #9.. you must not have many friends or they would have corrected you a long time ago. Remotes are for the television, controllers are for video games. *rolls eyes*

bigcrazymike 6

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:26

lrn2BJ

kayronjm 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 1:52

Hahahahaha. Most of us need our computer games! I adore my fiancée and she understands that playing computer games is one of my ways of chilling out - we all need that kind of thing. Take it easy, there's time for sex too! ;)

alltimelow24 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:29

LMAO! That's dry. You must either really suck at giving head or your bf is just a dick.

rawblerawble 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 2:43

your bf deserves a kick in a dick. not because he said that, but because he rejected a chance to get a bj while playing games. know that every men's dream is to eat a good steak his gf made, go to the couch and get a bj while playing games or wathing tv.