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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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By AzNFoo - 26/03/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML

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By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame

Today, as I was walking home, a car drove through a puddle and splashed me like in a cheesy movie. As if that wasn't annoying enough, the driver had to pull over because she was laughing too hard. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By KingUrge - 26/04/2013 08:36 - United States - Victorville

Today, as I was walking down the street, a car full of hot girls pulled up and asked if I wanted to party; obviously, I said yes. They then shot at me with party poppers and threw party food all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2009 00:52 - Canada

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

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By sillystring - 13/10/2009 10:09 - China

Today, as I was walking home, a friend passed me by on his moped, and sprayed a bunch of silly string at me. Unfortunately, he hit me in the eye, temporarily blinding me. As I stumbled around blind, I accidentally knocked a bunch of 3 year olds off their bikes, causing them to cry. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 01:10 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, someone threw an open soda can at me from a car. It missed, so they circled around and threw an unopened can. That one hit. FML

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Friday 1 April 2011 22:38

Little jerks

CarleeBugg123 5

Friday 1 April 2011 22:44

I woulda attacked them with mustard balloons :P

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ballapercent100 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:55

jerks! guys how do i pm someone?

iluvhobos 5

Friday 22 April 2011 6:30

Kurt Cobain!? :O lol

locked_on 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 5:48

did they come back with French fries and wipe it off with the fries?

StickyFingersAJ 4

Monday 2 May 2011 10:08

they probably crashed later on and were simultaneously killed, no worries

leothekitty 3

Friday 9 September 2011 5:44

hahah

stuffhappens223 7

Wednesday 16 November 2011 20:09

Didn't something like that happen on spongbob?

wellthatsukx 0

Wednesday 30 November 2011 8:45

On the bright side, maybe they wrecked, and are now horribly disfigured.

kpopfanatic93 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 2:39

Why does it say "ketchup filled water balloons"? The word "water" is irrelevant because the balloons aren't filled with water.

FunGuy1 0

Sunday 19 February 2012 4:00

Yes that really happens didn't It

tyskit 3

Monday 13 August 2012 0:07

How dose she deserve this

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