Miscellaneous: Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living...

By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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mintcar 9

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:06

Hahahaha, your dad is hilarious.

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Time to start Skyping in your room. Unless he's into that kind of thing?

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dcowell 0

Friday 22 October 2010 12:32

that's fkn funny ! !

kenny6688 4

Friday 22 October 2010 13:16

it's humor!

Illyssa_fml 4

Friday 22 October 2010 13:37

Hahaha your dad is awesome!

NoMoreRainbows 0

Friday 22 October 2010 13:59

YDI for having a father

RemyRunsTheShow 0

Friday 22 October 2010 16:16

put him on chatroullete

dannyboydx 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 1:41

since of humor?

lw09 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 6:22

Hahahaha your dad is awesome!

minor6th 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 6:45

its not that bad. if your crush was smart he'd know your dad was just trollin... in real life...

jagriley 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 18:04

hahaha that's ****** halarious!!

sammanfersabamf 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 20:41

NICE! I wish i had a dad like that (:

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