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By ak. - 02/03/2009 21:26 - United States

Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML

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TurboKill1 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:01

She's a keeper, haha.

AliSama 17

Tuesday 3 March 2009 2:06

unless she is drunk 24/7 it;s a joke. grow up.

Comments

naiveprophet 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 7:05

oh, she was probably only kidding. Don't take it so personally. If she was really just drunk she probably wouldn't still be with you. trust me, I've got that same sardonic quality

Ordinary_Zena 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 8:20

lol my boyfriend asked me out when I was drunk too

redroses5 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 9:17

hahahahaha

IndigoKitty 3

Tuesday 3 March 2009 13:30

Got with my bf when i was drunk. almost 2 years later, I'm stil wondering how the hell it happened XD lol

Zic_fml 7

Tuesday 3 March 2009 14:12

Today, somone had had a sense of humour and I did not. FML

fml147 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:56

aww thats terrible.

Sciamachy 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 16:36

At least she didn't say "I was drunk", get up & leave, adding, over her shoulder as she left "But I'm sober now & you're dumped!" - even if she was drunk, she's stuck by her decision & likes you enough to stay. Grow up.