Miscellaneous: Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started...

By ToiletRoll - 29/03/2015 12:49 - Australia - Frankston

Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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organizse 28

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:16

Squat and waddle. Hope for the best.

swanheart 35

Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

Could you not pull it back in with the end you had hold of?

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keiNan_fml 35

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:24

what??

wakemeupplease 21

Sunday 29 March 2015 20:46

Ain't nobody got time to read your comment!! :D

anonwhymouse 10

Sunday 29 March 2015 21:07

Did you at least have socks?

AllSoul 23

Sunday 29 March 2015 21:18

Ew, why?

Randomness90 27

Sunday 29 March 2015 22:19

Haha

onlybecauseitsme 14

Sunday 29 March 2015 22:21

ah man hope you got out the situation okay whoever laughed is clearly asking for karma to hit them

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 29 March 2015 23:40

Call out for help. They are morally obligated to come to your aid.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 29 March 2015 23:42

I have a fear of pooping in public bathrooms. This post makes me feel slightly justified in that fear.

thecman25 14

Monday 30 March 2015 1:56

well that a was shitty situation

olaf_is_bae 10

Monday 30 March 2015 11:32

I don't know why your comment was voted down. I was thinking the same thing.

EarlFug 19

Monday 30 March 2015 3:40

I'm not religious but if there was ever a "do unto others" moment, this is it..

Dpats 9

Monday 30 March 2015 4:01

When in doubt use your socks.

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 30 March 2015 6:46

You need to write your own FML 23. Warning: There's a character limit though.

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