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By #201 - 05/02/2009 13:23 - United States

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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Thursday 5 February 2009 22:14

i literally laughed my face off for at least 10 mins after reading this. Thanks for shairing BAHAHAHAHA

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 18:55

You didn't notice the bird poo on your pants ... ? Anyway, sucks that you licked bird poo. That's totally gross.

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stopreadingmynam 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 16:11

how would you know that bird shit is hot...

88sforlife 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 8:37

You Didnt Notice The Bird Poo On Your Pants

ahlincutlet 0

Monday 11 October 2010 11:30

how did it taste like? 

ahlincutlet 0

Monday 11 October 2010 15:25

definitely made mine too lol

crazyinlajes 0

Friday 5 November 2010 15:17

yeah u a morron!!!

nikkirl5 1

Saturday 6 November 2010 7:00

yumm ... even better ?

dvwasabi 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 17:53

LOLOLOLOLOL! WIN.ATE bird shit thinking it was your ice cream spilled....gah hallarious fml..

elementex 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:10

sux to be you

blt710 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:02

made my day !!!!

RyanMcManus 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 4:59

lol this is hilarious

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