Food, Gross and Relatable: Bizarre topping

Bizarre topping

By Grossed out - 10/11/2021 11:00

Today, I was eating an ice cream on a sidewalk and some woman decided it was time to clip her toenails on her balcony above me. One of the nail shards fell onto my ice cream. FML

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Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 08:01

Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML

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By ohhhgross - 26/10/2009 18:32 - Singapore

Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 November 2021 14:31

Did she yell "Nailed it!"? I think this is one of the least popular Ben and Jerry's flavors along with Dust Bunny Truffle and Nut Crunch (the Kind of Nuts that Go With Bolts).

Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18

Wednesday 10 November 2021 18:29

how dare you eat under her balcony

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 10 November 2021 14:31

Did she yell "Nailed it!"? I think this is one of the least popular Ben and Jerry's flavors along with Dust Bunny Truffle and Nut Crunch (the Kind of Nuts that Go With Bolts).