Anonymous - 07/01/2012 02:22 - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML
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Agent36263626 4

At least you know where the burning is coming from...

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Oh shoot, that sucks. It's like poison ivy in that regard really. But that's another story. That poor man.

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uncookedyew 4

After handling.. He could have went pee idiots

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eraintime 0

Never cut a jalepeno and touch the inside of it with your bare hands. Trust me.

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PeachyJinx 7

*squints eyes* Not sure if Op is slow or just really kinky (•_•)

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annagilbert 6

were you trying to add some special sauce onto your peppers?

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Ozone1232 5

Common sense, man. Shit I feel bad for you

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kyarush 10

Never wank, if there is a peppery stank!

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JustMe97 10

Why would you touch your penis after cooking?

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