Health: Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package...

By Anonymous - 07/01/2012 02:22 - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

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Saturday 7 January 2012 7:43

Chillies on your willy!

Agent36263626 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 7:42

At least you know where the burning is coming from...

Comments

sadefa 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:04

It can happen to anyone :)

Avalanches 9

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:06

12 hours from now, you'll be napalming the bowl.

luluskyes 3

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:09

ouuuch!! I can't begin to imagine all the pain you are officially feeling... **** your life, INDEED... (: hope your penis feels better soon!! C;

ninjuh_wingman 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:10

Handling super hot peppers, then handling penis. Jeez i wonder what happened in between...

Supergirl2012 4

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:11

why in the hell would you touch your penis??

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:16

Masturbation?

perdix 29

Saturday 7 January 2012 8:31

Wash your hands thoroughly, then Google it. . . then google yourself ;) You'll thank me for it, but wait until you are finished before you think of me.