Health: Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting... - FML

By barbie - 18/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML

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scorpiogirl666 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:15

"what I assumed was him checking me out" stuck up much?

kristina3514 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:16

where does it say she's fat? She could just have a really scrawny boyfriend!

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mikediesel42 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:08

WHATS A WHALE DOIN ON A TUBE?

markusse 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 0:56

Ydi for being fat and thinking the lifeguard would check out a fat Girl.

2riteluvonherarm 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 18:46

Youre name is ironic.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 26 July 2016 23:46

She probably isn't fat, her boyfriend could be scrawny.

pastafanatic 13

Saturday 2 September 2017 7:15

Genetically, women do have more fat than men. Namely, breasts, hips, and their bottoms. It doesn't mean that you're fat.

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