Intimacy: Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken...

By Anonymous - 07/11/2009 16:24 - United States

Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML

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Saturday 7 November 2009 20:16

A good three-way would have helped to smoothen out that week.

wozer 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:36

sounds like her roommate had it pretty rough too

Comments

Biatche 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:52

3692929177th!!!!!¡

Mortanious 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:52

Lame, YDI.

blland 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 21:57

i bet your roommate couldn't sleep when YOU had your rough week!

gpstyne 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:09

join in says what?

xerbrus 14

Saturday 11 January 2014 23:57

what

Grangoire 0

Saturday 7 November 2009 22:21

Ha! EASY fix; put your speakers up against the wall turn them on high, connect them to your computer then search YouTube for "screaming pig" (the one with the lady holding the pig). :-O