Intimacy: Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even... - FML

By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

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Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

alwaysalady 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 20:00

When I was a teenager, I came home before my curfew, and my parents were going at it on the dining room table. I never came home on time again.

Rayn4u_fml 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 14:23

How long were you even standing there?!

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dougiemac2014 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 18:20

Are you the girl from paranormal activity 3???

catygirl 5

Sunday 20 November 2011 17:21

how do u even go harder

Brownsider 4

Friday 27 January 2012 20:06

At least u didnt go blind like Hank Hill did lol

Rxoxdx 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:59

Scary stuff man

Chachi101 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 23:31

You my friend, are scarred for life

AlexHD 4

Monday 5 March 2012 11:32

Wow racist much my dad is British and get out of your moms basement

friscosoonerkid 3

Monday 12 November 2012 23:19

Scared for life, should of knocked.

billyz77 24

Sunday 6 January 2013 9:13

All you people saying parents shouldn't have sex - how would you be here if they didn't? As you're thumbing this comment down, realize what you're agreeing with. Sometimes I worry about the future of our planet.

kdm_km1 19

Sunday 26 April 2015 9:22

sheltered much?

Hangryko 31

Friday 19 August 2022 8:09

Don't you knock?

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