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Mixed emotions

By Glen - 26/02/2025 04:30 - India - Ooty

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Today, my girlfriend of 5 months walked in on me naked while I was on the toilet. She proceeded to tell me that she wants to watch me taking a dump. I'm both shocked and too hard to do what she told me. FML

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