Miscellaneous: Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML

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princessbloky 12

Tuesday 22 September 2015 15:22

No good deed goes unpunished

A07 48

Tuesday 22 September 2015 15:22

Didn't you show him where the toilet was?

Comments

dougierocks 13

Wednesday 23 September 2015 10:18

Homeless people are homeless for a reason...

psyjoniz 12

Wednesday 23 September 2015 15:01

frankly im glad to see the YDI's outweighing the FYL's.. did you learn your lesson?

countdini2000 13

Wednesday 23 September 2015 18:28

Last time I ever heard of anyone iniviting a homeless person in their house it was Castiel... And it was a reaper... And they tried to kill him.

ToddesPizza 10

Wednesday 23 September 2015 18:59

I have nothing against homeless people as I work in a soup kitchen on Thursdays, but I would never invite someone I do not know to stay in my house. As much as I respect you Op, it's your fault I'm sorry

MrBlond 3

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:25

your dad is family so...

fyourlife775 2

Thursday 24 September 2015 0:54

Be glad he didn't bring the guys over for a soup kitchen

tomvertigo 17

Thursday 24 September 2015 18:54

Hello dirty stranger I've never met and know nothing about - wont you please come into my homr and stay with me? I'm sure nothing bad will come out Next time give him $50 and point him towards the nearest Super 8.

kickboxer144 4

Tuesday 29 September 2015 0:01

cool, when did I say they were a stranger, let alone dirty? You make a lot of assumptions....

texasmade817 5

Saturday 26 September 2015 7:30

ydi, never let a stranger sleep in your house. lucky all he did was piss on the couch on not to u blind and kill you

george_s_4 32

Friday 27 November 2015 14:50

I don't know why so many people chose ydi. If a homeless person needed a place to stay for the night I'd probably let them stay too. I wouldn't put them on my brand new couch I'd find another place but I don't see what he did was at all wrong.