Miscellaneous: Today, I tried out the new VR headset I got for Christmas. I... - FML

By Ouijake - 04/01/2017 00:15

Today, I tried out the new VR headset I got for Christmas. I downloaded a 'Moon Walk' app and went for a walk around my basement. I felt adventurous and tried to climb my stairs, took a nice large step ready to ascend the lunar hill, and found myself standing in my cat's litter box. FML

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Wizardo 33

Wednesday 4 January 2017 14:29

One large step for a man, one huge shitty leap for mankind.

rebeccabyram 15

Wednesday 4 January 2017 15:25

You'll find some moon rocks in there

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Wizardo 33

Wednesday 4 January 2017 14:29

One large step for a man, one huge shitty leap for mankind.

rebeccabyram 15

Wednesday 4 January 2017 15:25

You'll find some moon rocks in there

moooooo0 0

Wednesday 4 January 2017 16:14

At least you didn't fall, OP!

species4872 19

Wednesday 4 January 2017 18:50

Today, My cat stole my VR headset and thought my keyboard was it's litter box. FML

Steve115s 7

Wednesday 4 January 2017 22:18

It could have been much worse

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Thursday 5 January 2017 0:05

Wow! It really feels like I'm stepping on gravel!

epiccrazy 15

Thursday 5 January 2017 4:26

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Thank you for the laugh!

momac86 17

Thursday 5 January 2017 10:13

Omg I'm literally in tears that's the funniest thing I've read in a while!!!!

kaitekat 1

Thursday 5 January 2017 16:43

<p>YDI OP, thats just poor planning on your part.</p>

AWildFresh 19

Saturday 7 January 2017 1:26

This is why we need the you deserved it button bqck

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