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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML

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allenalives 1

Monday 3 December 2012 19:01

You CAN press charges you know...even in Canada, I'm sure

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Atleast you didn't wake up with icyhot there after she kicked you.

Comments

billiam268 2

Monday 3 December 2012 23:51

why the **** are there 208 people thinking 'he deserved it' is this some kinda ******* joke???

EST4LIFE 3

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:07

Women...

Outhouse_Pete 4

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:23

Thats when you give her a sushi chop!

Sweetpea22 14

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:28

I am glad you dumped the psycho. I could see her abusing you hoping you would hit her back so she could have you arrested.

kayaker83 4

Tuesday 4 December 2012 0:54

Should have wore a cup before that conversation lol

LONERANGER44 11

Tuesday 4 December 2012 1:02

You could've done it over the phone.

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 4 December 2012 2:39

I'm guessing there's more to the story than what you're saying. If you'd been nicer about it, I doubt she would have reacted that way.

Levvy 22

Tuesday 4 December 2012 15:24

Congratulations: You've proven that in ANY relationship trouble situation, FML will still find a way to criticize the guy. "Well... I have no idea what you did wrong but it must have been SOMETHING!" Even a man being kicked in the crotch by an abusive girlfriend is still somehow his fault - and if you can't find a way to say it is, you can just nebulously claim it must be.