Today, I told my boyfriend he looks hot with his new haircut....

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By Twat - 27/01/2019 14:00

Today, I told my boyfriend he looks hot with his new haircut. He broke up with me because he said I like him more than he likes me. FML

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manb91uk 22

Sunday 27 January 2019 18:30

Your boyfriend is a ******* moron... You can do better

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 27 January 2019 16:27

Oh, I thought maybe it was because he thought you felt he was ugly before this haircut and were dating him out of pity.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 27 January 2019 16:27

Oh, I thought maybe it was because he thought you felt he was ugly before this haircut and were dating him out of pity.

manb91uk 22

Sunday 27 January 2019 18:30

Your boyfriend is a ******* moron... You can do better

Ella_fml 17

Sunday 27 January 2019 22:04

Nothing to do with the haircut, but maybe that's what got him to be honest. In that case, good thing it ended instead of waiting even longer to tell you..

WeirdUS 29

Monday 28 January 2019 0:09

If she never said it hardly ever I’m guessing he took it that she didn’t think he was before or was settling .

Forevor_a_potato 6

Monday 18 February 2019 17:27

Uhm... What?

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