Miscellaneous: Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend... - FML

By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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realggirl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:58

Your friend is such a d*ck! Poor girl. As if getting your heart broken isn't bad enough. :(

canucksnhl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:10

f her life

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bubber 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 18:45

Your friend FTW. Seriously you may need to punch him in the nose, but that is a prank worthy of a beer.

rouxvanity 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:09

you're best friend is amazing.

Dandamanoo 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:31

win!

Nakedsquirrel 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 19:51

I doubt anyone that thought this was an awesome prank had ever been in a relationship and then dumped. This is ******* cruel.

13__Loki__13 1

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:03

your best friend is going to nail your ex on the rebound. he will comfort her with his penis

MrsFunsize 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:31

Aw that really sucks! So did u end up breaking up with her?

reeree1234 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:30

not **** your life, **** your freind, that sucks

killergummyworm 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 21:31

omfg sry dude. I wish I knew how it turned out. who needs enemies with friends like that.

dance_till_dawn 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:18

Your friend is a real ass. YDI for choosing friends that are scum!

pompompom_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:23

he's not an ass, he's funny. for some (lame) people^ it's the same

demeter_fml 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 22:34

dude i really hope that you married that poor girl.

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