Miscellaneous: Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend... - FML

By anonymous - 30/01/2010 00:08 - France

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

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realggirl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 9:58

Your friend is such a d*ck! Poor girl. As if getting your heart broken isn't bad enough. :(

canucksnhl 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 10:10

f her life

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Crncj 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:17

nice best friend

zebrafish6 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 7:37

:( poor kid

jdawg2010 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 14:54

she seems really sweet. if you were going to break up with her, good- you don't deserve her.

IntoTheClouds 42

Thursday 9 August 2012 21:59

You're a ******* moron. Maybe they're incompatible. Maybe she's a raging bitch. You don't know, but saying he doesn't deserve her is ******* idiotic.

afulks78 11

Tuesday 25 October 2011 6:02

Nice friend

blazingstar137 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 8:20

Ouch

jessherself13 21

Thursday 4 April 2013 5:09

OP your friend is an asshole. Hopefully the girl wasn't too upset, and I hope you found a new friend.

Zamboy 8

Tuesday 6 May 2014 16:16

That's not funny, guys, his future was changed because of that "joke"

MatthewWelch15 3

Wednesday 24 June 2015 22:41

Dont you mean ex-best friend

aiw14 23

Monday 2 November 2015 7:53

ouch, you need some better friends. he ****** you and her over

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 28 November 2015 22:22

Your friend is a dick.

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