Intimacy: Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action....

By loveless - 24/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

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Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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Thursday 24 September 2009 14:28

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

jchansfan 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 12:20

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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Zodiak213 0

Monday 6 December 2010 17:10

**** U2, be happy she hasn't dumped you because that's a shorty present.

Super_Salo 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 3:33

You're an idiot & that's why you get no action. This makes you seem pathetic

kitkatt978 5

Friday 5 August 2011 21:04

aww. you poor baby! no one cares! :D

ThisRandomChild 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 17:47

No wonder, u2 blows donkey shlong

whitey317 0

Monday 5 September 2011 3:25

U2 isn't much of a turn on

ckilla421 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:55

Bono makes me want to throw up a little in my mouth.

tedyesca 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 12:29

hope she didnt give you any and you got dumped for being a b****

MegaElectric 1

Tuesday 7 February 2012 18:22

U moron. Have you ever heard of respect. Maybe you should get some. Also ever heard of marriage

strawberryspacejam 11

Monday 13 February 2012 0:06

ydi for having a gf that likes u2

lilrocker90 10

Sunday 15 April 2012 22:44

What do you think that she is a ****? You néed to buy her stuff so she will have sex with you?

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