Intimacy: Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action....

By loveless - 24/09/2009 04:30 - United States

Today, I surprised my girlfriend with U2 tickets. Still no action. FML

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Thursday 24 September 2009 14:28

seriously. if you want sex just ask for it. girls are not obligated to respond to gifts with sexual favors.

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Thursday 24 September 2009 12:20

LOL Who cares you get to see U2 w/ your girlfriend! =) But I really hope that's not the main reason you bought the tickets lol, somethings even Bono can't make happen... :P Either way this FML is great... =)

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Thursday 4 February 2016 15:21

I guess you still haven't found what you're looking for, eh?

KrazyKatz3 26

Saturday 12 August 2017 2:07

Tell her you want to ****

DarianM 18

Tuesday 1 May 2018 17:44

when has U2 ever gotten someone laid that was your mistake right there buddy

zoelog 10

Sunday 15 September 2019 6:06

are you sure she's your girlfriend?

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