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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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it's your first day, how would he know what your car looks like?

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Friday 29 November 2013 13:54

you were not fired - smile!

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Monday 24 November 2014 17:48

make them pay for it.

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Saturday 11 April 2015 22:01

I would request an employee park pass

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