By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML
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perdix 29

Hey, accidents happen. You can go to the boss's office and explain what happened while your shirt accidentally falls off . . . oops! Problem solved ;)

You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.

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Everyone ready for all the "It's because you're a woman" statements? But seriously, OP, that sucks.

unbelievable! maybe the Y chromosome holds the good driving skills gene

Lol #12, what does that mean? Haha. :S

You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.

Not really. I was more laughing because I have no idea what he's talking about. Even though that doesn't make sense. Oh well.

That's not it, 12. Men can be sucky drivers, too; it's just that they don't care enough to post it on FML.

Marvin_Android 0

Sounds humiliating. However, any care he had or has for that car was (and still is) a wasted effort. As illustrated by your careless destruction, caring about possessions is as pointless as life itself. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

cradle6 13

#16 Women: xx chromosomes Men: xy chromosomes. Women have no y chromosome.

#32 You are correct partly (xx = F xy = M) but there is a third xxy which I think is an african runner what is known as - think is female not exactly sure

thirdtesticle 0

I was going to say its because she's stupid.

Did ur boss find out it was you? rofl.

I would think that it would be best to leave your information if you didn't know it was your boss's car first- it would at least show that you're not a scumbag.

do you work at a demolishing derby? then this is not an fml.

CashMula 0

hmm you swear you can drive but you hit a car?

say a car sized bird flew in and rammed itself into it