Health: Today, I spent ages at CVS waiting for a flu shot. The main cause...

By Anonymous - 09/12/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, I spent ages at CVS waiting for a flu shot. The main cause of holdup was a disagreement between the pharmacist and the insurance company over 4 cents. FML

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By iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

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Thursday 9 December 2010 9:12

I don't see the problem? 4 cents is big money there.

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 9 December 2010 11:05

the real FML here is America's ****** up health system.

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OhJusFucB 4

Friday 18 May 2012 9:38

The pharmacist must've been Asian!

funny_but_sad 4

Wednesday 27 June 2012 2:32

You shoulda just walked up there and be like "HERE'S THE GODAMN FOUR CENTS!!" and give them 5 cents and then fight over the 1 penny :)

Epicvidmaster 5

Tuesday 7 August 2012 19:19

CVS is the worst

stitesy29 18

Wednesday 3 October 2012 1:15

Facepalm

fantasyworld 37

Monday 25 May 2015 18:57

CVS is awful.

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