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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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WithaKay 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:33

Why were you trying to get it to climb up the wall? You should've just killed the thing.

BWill9014 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:43

And this is why I fear spiders... because thy can jump on you :l

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tona01 16

Friday 15 April 2011 19:54

i think OP that you tried to kill the spider but missed

khaya 9

Friday 15 April 2011 20:02

We all know spiders aren't scared of moving hands, next time come up with a better plan.

enonymous 8

Friday 15 April 2011 20:02

YDI for not watching the matrix enough so you could avoid that spider.

dt520 4

Friday 15 April 2011 20:07

lysol is the shit when it comes to killing spiders

lmaoatall 6

Friday 15 April 2011 20:08

speaking from personal experience, do not scream, keep your pie hole shut! tight!

ifiFaLL 1

Friday 15 April 2011 20:09

you are terrified of a spider... great

sexycountrygirl0 0

Friday 15 April 2011 22:29

that's like one of the most common fears.

almost3 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 4:28

he never said he was afraid of it...

Paigeyk 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 10:51

#20 (ifiFaLL) you are super sexy! Just sayin :)

ifiFaLL 1

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:29

well ya kno wat? he implied it

mdmmidnight 0

Friday 15 April 2011 20:14

fail

rjnorton84 0

Friday 15 April 2011 20:57

always always always go for the vacuum cleaner.

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 15 April 2011 21:21

I saw a spider crawl out of a vacuum. My favorite method is hairspray and a lighter.

rjnorton84 0

Friday 15 April 2011 21:41

hmm how about a vacuum filled with insecticide...

SeaChicken 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 0:19

Or vacuum another spider and they'll eat eachother.

staceysgenesis16 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 2:33

my favorite method is a shoe or bug spray .. but thats just me

CarleeBugg123 5

Friday 15 April 2011 20:58

I would have had a heart attack!!!

doggywalker 1

Friday 15 April 2011 21:05

awsome!!! do a spider dance

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