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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML

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By badtiming - 15/09/2010 04:15 - United States

Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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By katiebell - 04/10/2019 12:00

Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I witnessed a homeless man fall off of his bike and land face first onto the pavement. Bleeding and shivering in the 40 degree weather, I gave him the coat off of my back. He got up like nothing happened and sprinted away with it. Oh yeah, my wallet was in the inside pocket. FML

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schwancy 2

Friday 17 December 2010 9:24

Yea I can see how this would suck for YOU...

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Friday 17 December 2010 9:39

Leave Britney alone!!!

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iislix1ii 19

Tuesday 12 July 2011 23:07

grandma got run over by a raindeer...

syah7991 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 2:32

Is that considered roadkill?

zbro 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 0:06

What an excellent solution to our homelessness problem!

jwestgate2 4

Wednesday 30 November 2011 22:50

lmao

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Tuesday 27 December 2011 4:35

SOMEONE had to put him out of his misery.

OrphanTear 4

Thursday 5 April 2012 15:42

It looks like ya owe him more than just a couple of bucks

randomballer 0

Sunday 8 April 2012 0:15

last

animal50199 10

Tuesday 17 July 2012 19:26

Wow. I think it's more YDI because he'd still be alive if you hadn't baited him over. LOL

15949058 4

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:28

Is he okay????

Chaddie671 4

Tuesday 1 January 2013 0:21

May that man rest in peace

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