Miscellaneous: Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been...

By girlthatstoofat - 29/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

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Thursday 29 October 2009 22:42

That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.

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Comments

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 7 August 2011 19:02

Myspace? Who uses Myspace anymore? But srsly OP that sucks.

missbadluk 0

Monday 12 September 2011 2:00

People still use myspace????? Lol

Chronoglenn 0

Monday 26 December 2011 0:51

Maybe lose some weight...

Philerup31 12

Saturday 4 February 2012 23:00

YDI just for using MySpace

sierrarury 4

Wednesday 11 July 2012 8:56

Who uses myspace?

rachelox 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 2:13

MySpace?

shammer69 0

Tuesday 30 October 2012 3:02

Because you were using MySpace.

HitchHiker42 18

Thursday 22 November 2012 16:23

You deserved it for having a MySpace.

darcislove 18

Tuesday 7 January 2014 6:20

myspace seriously??

EpicJames24 18

Friday 20 June 2014 14:25

this fml was published in 2009. MySpace was the shit back then.

Mailman2121 15

Friday 7 March 2014 0:26

People commenting "MySpace seriously?" in 2012 and 2014 on a 2009 post, you look stupid.

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