Miscellaneous: Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been...

By girlthatstoofat - 29/10/2009 17:28 - United States

Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML

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Thursday 29 October 2009 22:42

That's the danger of Photoshopping your MySpace picture too much and celebrating your fraud by stuffing your face with chili cheese fries.

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Thursday 29 October 2009 22:34

Maybe you should take that as a hint.

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lolwatlol 0

Friday 30 October 2009 20:17

less fat girl angle IMO

Bdellophobic 0

Friday 30 October 2009 21:49

i after e except after c. :)

sovereign_fml 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:08

YDI for only putting "flattering" side/angle shots of yourself on MYSPACE. Also, for meeting people off of Myspace.

PinkPunch 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 21:43

Maybe, it was a friend from school or work that she knew in person who she was just talking to through Myspace?

Von_Mal 0

Friday 30 October 2009 22:34

Go be fat somewhere else, Plumpy.

i_need_a_life 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 2:06

Go be stupid somewhere else, dirt bag.

i_need_a_life 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 2:06

Go be stupid somewhere else, dirt bag.

AznSmuggler 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 8:33

AHAHAHAHA

rosesdarkblue 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 19:13

Whatever, bigger women = bigger boobs! Men like that right?

Professor59 2

Tuesday 3 November 2009 23:14

He totally knew it was you. Take the hint.

misfitgirl1988 0

Wednesday 4 November 2009 5:30

omg wat a asshole u shouldnt talk to him no more orrr u should mabe tell him u were that girl

RandomFool 5

Thursday 5 November 2009 2:33

He was probably just trying to be nice.

Baby_Baby_BABY 0

Friday 6 November 2009 15:12

YDI for being a pechunga

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