Health: Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would... - FML

By PurpleSloth - 15/02/2013 13:57 - United States - Tracy

Today, I realized that without my birth control pills, I would have no idea what day it is. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 15 February 2013 18:41

Buy a calendar.

LiterOfCola 16

Friday 15 February 2013 18:40

Rough and getting off. That's just the way she likes it

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SphinxJinx 0

Sunday 17 February 2013 2:26

Me too. I even forget later what day it is and need to check that I did actually take my pill today and not yesterday. :P

Cupcake040 17

Sunday 17 February 2013 6:49

What!!!!??? Clearly you have the 28 pack (the one with the sugar pills)........cause if you took the 21 pack would you lose 12 weeks if the year from this dependency???!! I just read all the others.........omg and I'm ashamed other women doing the same thing!!

twinkie193 6

Sunday 17 February 2013 8:30

Dumb ****

SomeDeadRabbits 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 17:02

Did you realize this when forgetting to take one and in turn, forget what day it was? Because if so, you just won a NEW BABY!

aceofspace320 5

Sunday 17 February 2013 22:48

F*ck the calendar, look out of the window... Might give you an idea about the time of day.

anjtrg_1112 23

Monday 4 March 2013 8:56

This FML reminded me to take my pill. Thank you, ma'am.

helen_ellexo 22

Wednesday 24 July 2013 5:46

Amen sister!

L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

Sunday 8 September 2013 22:48

It was a Tuesday.

Maaska 16

Wednesday 11 June 2014 21:12

Whatever works

trickiestboss 10

Tuesday 30 September 2014 8:19

sounds like you missed a day

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