Love, Health, Medication and Contraception: Safety first

Safety first

By Anonymous - 28/04/2024 03:30 - India

Today, I found out that morning after pills don't work if you're already ovulating. I also found out that I might become a father wayyyy sooner than expected. FML

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ninithel 21

Friday 24 May 2024 4:49

they don't work if you're already pregnant... they definitely do work when you're ovulating...

Wadlaen 23

Sunday 28 April 2024 22:45

Congratulations! On both that you are becoming a father and that you're ovulating! Best of luck!

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Wadlaen 23

Sunday 28 April 2024 22:45

Congratulations! On both that you are becoming a father and that you're ovulating! Best of luck!

amd21905 9

Monday 29 April 2024 20:39

A condom never crossed your mind before sex ??? It's just as much your responsibility as it is the women you sleep with to be on BC and use a condom. With the STI's and STD's rates climbing everyday I don't understand how anyone would hook up with someone and not use SOMETHING For protection.