Intimacy: Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments... - FML

By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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StormGirl142 24

Thursday 22 December 2011 11:56

Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?

ambamm135 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:00

Logic, **** logic.

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nofearjenshere 12

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:14

OP: I like the spare bed more than you anyways! Husband: Why dont you just marry the spare bed then??

AnagenisisZagus 13

Thursday 22 December 2011 14:45

Uh-huh... BOOOOOOOO. -cough, cough-

Dark__Angel66 24

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:06

Noob -___-

gress269 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 19:22

MAYBE I WILL!!

MwahFMLS 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:19

Well, I don't blame you. But maybe OPs spare bed is only a one person bed? Never know. Personally, I like sleeping alone anyway. Maybe thats just me being single and lonely..

ultimatum946 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:25

What? You have Lois, she's hot.

MwahFMLS 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:32

Lois had a one night stand with Brian, it's a long story we're taking a break.

ninjacapo 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 17:23

Even if its a one person bed it gives them excuse to snuggle up close But they probubly should get a new bed "ask me About my temperpedic" or whtever they decide

d3adly 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:22

"You're you're just a terrible person."- Hangover

ultimatum946 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:23

lol I could just imagine the husband like "wtf is her problem? did I offend her?... :/" I feel bad for him.

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:26

I think I've met people that think like you do on the Internet.

22jrdn55 15

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:27

f*ck his life, not yours. here's an idea, get a new mattress!

twaumat 28

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:33

are you dumb???

Pentium_4 27

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:40

sounds like a chick

thehouseaddict 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:47

Solution: get a new bed

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:53

You are an adult, correct? This is your home? Sleep wherever the **** you want! Why make his life miserable? I'm finding it hard to accept anyone can be this obtuse so I suspect something else is going on. Maybe you truly are upset with your husband and it's not the spare bed that's more comfortable, it's that you're sleeping alone.

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