Intimacy: Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments... - FML

By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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StormGirl142 24

Thursday 22 December 2011 11:56

Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?

ambamm135 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:00

Logic, **** logic.

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Rawrrrrx3 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:40

Uhm, that sounds so highschool. Just go sleep in there or switch the beds if its more comfortable. Lol, he probably thinks your a tempermental bish at this point.

wvgirl1 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:04

I do the same lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:49

Way to evade a Dutch oven...

lolsppl 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:01

Agreed

CaptainCola 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:06

No no no, see that would be too logical

Deloochi1 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:32

Just switch beds lol

C0lt45 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:40

That's sad..

TKello 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:47

I wonder which is cheaper, a new mattress or a divorce?

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 23 December 2011 0:38

Share it maybe.....no...too easy?

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Friday 23 December 2011 1:45

Why not switch the beds, or get a new one? Poor guy, **** his life.

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