Work: Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my...

By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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Shitty job, eh?

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Comments

niswisk 3

Monday 28 November 2011 18:28

Hahahaha you too!? I thought i was the only person who does that!!!!

gars56 5

Friday 6 July 2012 19:08

Mine is so boring that I read fmls all day

Kevy_G 10

Wednesday 1 August 2012 1:31

It's funny cause I'm reading this from the toilet at work

kdm_km1 19

Thursday 5 February 2015 7:22

well played sir, well played!

DaRito 25

Sunday 30 August 2015 19:39

**** your employer's life.

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