Love: Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss...

By rick - 13/08/2009 21:49 - Sweden

Today, I read an incoming message on my wife's phone. "I miss your warm hands and mouth". The message came from a female co-worker of hers. FML

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Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

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By Mommys boy - 16/08/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize that said, "I miss you." Assuming it was my mom and her new phone, I replied, "Miss you too, love you!" Turns out it was my new boss, checking to see if I’d be able to work an extra shift. Even though it was her text that was badly worded, I'm now known as the person who declared her love to the boss. FML

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By TheLoneSoul - 13/09/2015 14:22 - France

Today, I received a call from my wife. It would've been great if she hadn't left on a business trip three years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By anonymous - 24/02/2015 11:50 - United Kingdom - Lancaster

Today, whilst laying in bed with my girlfriend, she received a flirty message from her ex on her phone asking if she wanted to go to the cinema. She replied, knowing I could see the screen. The messages were signed with a love heart and about 15 kisses. She claims they are still just friends. FML

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By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML

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Friday 14 August 2009 0:59

Maybe her coworker texted it to the wrong number. Don't be so quick to jump to conclusions.

BurpusMe 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:05

Text back! "Come over to meet my husband. Dress sexy."

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cha40_fml 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:50

frenchhhhhhhhhhhh

Liam_Vile 5

Friday 14 August 2009 2:53

You should forgive her on the grounds of a threeway

DevineLegacy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 2:58

awww sorry to hear that, hopefully its now what you think, or maybe a wrong number, with the address book on my phone i sometimes get confused

kmgentil 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:00

i miss ur warm mouth

Vilen1025 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:09

I agree with earlier comments - it might just have been a mistake. Just wait and see what happens, if anything.

boyeatingcoco 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:12

hahahaha

RuralNinja 0

Friday 14 August 2009 3:18

Hawt

jahwn 12

Friday 14 August 2009 3:30

As I said, did anyone consider she was with the OP's wife before the OP?

hailey_hillbilly 2

Friday 14 August 2009 3:31

3way that shizz man

Marcus86 0

Friday 14 August 2009 4:09

Sounds fun to me.

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Today, my girlfriend told me it was her fantasy to orgasm at midnight on New Years. We got started at 11:53. I didn't last until midnight. FML

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